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Friday, November 28, 2014

That time Nelly described how great it was to be Nelly

Being Cornell Haynes, aka Nelly, in the early 2000's was probably pretty sweet.

On the heels of the success of his breakout classic album Country Grammar, Nelly was one of the most popular artists in hip-hop. His popularity even stretched across industries, as the St. Louis rapper was featured in movies and television shows, and he even launched a clothing label or two.
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At a time when physical albums still sold and platinum plaques were regularly awarded, Nelly-Nel was truly living the life.

For all those people in the world that aren't Nelly however, and don't know what it felt like to be the 'E.I.'; hit-maker at the height of his hype, Nelly left a solid in-song description of what it is like to be him on the St. Lunatics' 2001 classic Free City album.

From 'Show 'em What They Won':

"What's it like being Nelly? Aye, let me break it down.

It's like a shootout and you the only n*gga with rounds,

It's like a weed drought and you the only n*gga with pounds,

It's like a Freaknik and you got the only rubbers in town.

I'm like a shoe-in, for the poster boy 'thug of the year',

GQ-style Ma, let me put a bug in your ear

Have 'em asking 'yo, how the hell he get a gun up in here?'

I can bring them chrome things for that drastic shit, 

Metal detectors no problem got that plastic shit.

Witnesses: 'I ain't see 'em they had masks and shit,

Whoever it was was in a rush 'cuz they was fast and quick.'

Oh, I'm just a player Mo' these ain't my rules, 

Peep game, I'm wearing Jordans, Summer these my shoes.

I'm like the heir to the throne, me and my niggas fast-break through your home,

Get your coach on the phone, temm 'em 'go'on.'"

I mean, sounds pretty good. A lot of advantages. Being the only one in a shootout with rounds seems as though it would be extremely advantageous, as does being the only one with rubbers at a 'freaknik.' Plus, if you had pounds in a weed drought you could always share with your friends, and then it's a good time for all.

While Nelly's popularity may have waned, no one can deny him his time at the top. Peep game.

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