Now we finally know what Andrew Bynum spent all his
time doing when he was sidelined during his entire stint with the Sixers.
Well, other than bowling. And dancing. And changing his
hairstyle.
He was becoming a ninja. No, really.
“He has these ideas about some new ways of training.
Some stuff he threw at me,” Ham explained to the Indy Star, before dropping the
real gem.
“It is a ninja workout that few have seen, and no
one has conquered. I’ll put it like that.”
Immediately, images of a seven-foot, 300 pound
Andrew Bynum dressed from head to toe in black ninja garb practicing karate
kicks pops into mind.
What
kind of ninja workout?
Did
the person who invented it conquer it, or is it just impossible?
How
did Andrew Bynum gain knowledge of such a workout that few have seen, and how
is he able to do it physically if he couldn’t bowl without breaking?
Apparently, Bynum has some serious ninja skill
however.
“[Andrew] was one of the best pupils at it, and he
totally embraced it,” Ham concluded, leaving everyone to scratch their head and
wonder what the hell just happened.
Now, in addition to everything else to watch for in
the second half of the NBA season, be sure to keep an eye out for any extra
ninja-ness when Bynum is eventually patrolling the paint for the Pacers.
(Pretty proud of my photoshopping on the Bynum/ninja picture).
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