Passionate – Intense – Lottery Bound.
The media members in attendance agreed that the slogan was fitting for the current state of the franchise.
Shortly after the event started, Royce White took to the podium. White informed the team that he would not only be willing to fly with them to games, but that he would also pilot the plane!
“I had a lot of time to myself last season,” White stated, “so I figured becoming comfortable not only being in a plane, but actually flying one would be beneficial at some point*."
Maybe this is what he meant when he said he hopes to ‘contribute’ this season.
This revelation nearly started a riot with Rocket fans, who were seen throughout Friday night huddled around a life-size statue of Dwight Hoaward, burning any remaining Royce memorabilia.
Sam Hinkie just smiled to himself.